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Here’s a Helpful Guide on How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies

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Jun 10, 2024 / 8370 Views

Evan Walker

The new Thai movie that has everyone talking is How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies and the emotional reactions to the same have taken over social media. If you are wondering how to make millions before Grandma dies? Here’s a helpful step-by-step guide to do so — just tell your grandma to keep holding on for a bit.

In the movie How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies, the protagonist quits his job to care for his grandma with colon cancer, scheming to win her favour before she passes and to gain access to that inheritance money.

Being an intellectual, you don’t need to quit your job just to get your hands on those millions. Here are creative ways how to make millions before Grandma dies, without losing her.

How to make millions before Grandma dies: A helpful guide

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Start a fine dining restaurant in your century-old family home with Grandma’s recipes

Sometimes you don’t need much to succeed if you’re already born rich. Just ask for one of the buildings your family already owns — make sure it’s somewhere with historic architecture — and turn the building into a fine dining restaurant with a nice view and a bar attached. Name it after your grandma, and let her Recipes inspire you to create a tasting menu. Make it to the Michelin guide. Get on 50 Best. It’s just that easy.

Like Inventing Anna, make it Inventing Grandma by finding rich friends and paying via wire transfers

If a con-artist-slash-socialite can swindle hotels and banks for $275,000, what’s stopping you? Find rich friends and jump at them. Tell Grandma to dye her hair and go to banks and ask them to fund your expeditions. Stay in ultra-luxury hotels and pay in wire transfers that will never arrive. Do it right and get into the Healthcare sector. Inventing Anna, who? This is Inventing Grandma.

Become an A-list singer-songwriter, then start selling cosmetics

When the sun shines, we shine together, but your grandma won’t be here forever. It’s your time to become the main pop girl you were cheering for. Let other people buy your albums for a change. When you hit the peak, don’t release another album and start a cosmetics line, maybe a haircare line when the cosmetics line becomes successful. Don’t forget to only announce your pregnancy when you get a Superbowl half-time show gig.

Join Amway and climb up to the 1% like all the people who joined Amway

Despite all the friendships they lost, the Amway people never lost steam to promise you financial stability all while staying at home enjoying positive income. Why not join them and reap the benefits like how they’re dressed? You’ll get to join talks with inspirational quotes on a big screen — such a fun way to make millions before Grandma dies.

Look for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes

To make millions before Grandma dies, it’s all about smart investments and reacting to the right trends in the market. We suggest looking for a man in finance, trust fun, 6’5, blue eyes. We hear Dubai is lovely this time of year. That wealth will soon be yours for the taking. Thank you, Ahma.

How To Make Millions Before Grandma Dies has currently been released in cinemas worldwide. It is rated at 8.5/10 on IMDb, with 97% positive rating from Google users, and has made THB 320.7 million in Thailand alone, as of June 2, 2024. The film’s run time is 2 hours and 5 minutes.

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This story first appeared on Lifestyle Asia Bangkok.