These 5 Jokes Are the Ultimate Mood Boosters—You’ll Thank Us Later

Life can be really busy, and we often feel stressed about deadlines. But laughter is a wonderful way to lift our spirits. So, take a break, relax, and enjoy these jokes.

In today’s fast-moving world, it’s easy to get lost in the chaos. However, just taking a moment to laugh can really improve your mood and well-being. That’s why we’ve put together this list of funny jokes that are sure to make you smile and boost your spirits.

1) The Cowboy Knew What He Was Doing

One night, an old, blind cowboy accidentally walked into an all-girls biker bar. He found a bar stool and ordered a cup of coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he called out, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar went completely silent.

Then, a woman next to him said in a deep voice, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman beside me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.”
After a moment, she asked, “Now, do you still want to tell that joke?”

The cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and said, “Nope… not if I have to explain it five times.”
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2) Too Good to Be True

One day, Arnold was scrolling through Facebook and saw an ad for a black SUV. The price looked too good to be true.

“Mom!” he shouted. “Can I buy a car? I’m old enough to drive now and saw this awesome ad. Someone’s selling an SUV for just $25!”

“Oh, Arnold,” his mother sighed. “It must be a mistake. Who would sell a car for that little?”

“Can we go see it, Mom? Please?” he begged. “It’s just a few blocks away.”

“Alright,” she agreed.

The next day, Arnold and his mom went to the address. There it was—a brand new black SUV in perfect condition, with only a few hundred miles on it.

A woman came out of her house and asked, “So, you’re interested in buying the car?”

“Yes!” Arnold replied. “It’s so nice! How much is it? The ad said $25 but…”

“The price is still $25,” she said. “I can lower it if you think it’s too high.”

Arnold quickly paid and signed the papers. But his mom wanted to ask one last question.

“Why are you selling such a nice SUV for so little?” she inquired.

“Well,” the woman said, “my husband left me and ran away with his secretary. He called from Hawaii and said, ‘Sell my car and send me the money.’ So, that’s what I’m doing.”
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3) The Lazy Employee

A company hired a new CEO named Richard, hoping he would improve things.
On his first day, Richard wanted to find and get rid of all the lazy workers. He left his office to walk around and saw a young man leaning against a wall.

Richard thought this was his chance to show everyone he wouldn’t tolerate laziness. He walked up to the guy and asked, “How much do you make in a week?”

“$200, sir,” the young man answered. “Why?”

Everyone in the office was now watching Richard. He pulled out his wallet and handed the guy $200.

“Here’s a week’s pay. Now get out! This place isn’t for lazy people!”

Richard felt good about firing someone. When the guy left, he turned to the others and asked, “Can anyone tell me what the slacker did here?”

Then a senior employee said, “Sir, that was the pizza delivery guy.”
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4) The Big News

One day, Peter’s parents told him they wanted to discuss something very important.
“What happened, Dad?” he asked.

“Son, we need to tell you that you’re adopted,” his father replied.

“What?” Peter was shocked.

“We wanted to wait for the right time to tell you,” his mother explained.

“I knew it! I always felt different! I want to meet my real parents!” Peter said.

“We are your real parents,” his father said. “Now pack up; your new ones are coming to get you in 20 minutes.”
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5) The Unusual Interview
A young woman was interviewing for an entry-level job. After a few minutes, the interviewers realized she wasn’t very smart.

They didn’t want to cut the interview short, so they asked her simple questions to fill the time.

“How old are you?” one interviewer asked.

The woman started counting on her fingers.

“27 years, sir,” she said after a minute.

The interviewers exchanged glances before the second one asked, “How tall are you?”

The woman took out a measuring tape from her bag, stood up, and measured herself.

“Five feet, three inches,” she replied.

Then the first interviewer asked, “Okay, can you just tell us your name?”

To their surprise, the woman chanted something quietly and then said, “Neha!”

One of the interviewers, unable to hold back, asked, “What took you so long to say your name?”

“I was just recalling that song,” she replied. “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Neha…”

So, which joke did you like best? Don’t forget to share these jokes with your loved ones. You might brighten their day!

Feeling down or just need a boost? You’re in luck! We’ve gathered seven of the funniest jokes to make you smile and lift your spirits. From forgetful seniors to clever kids, these stories are sure to make you chuckle.

So grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and enjoy some fun humor!

Olympic runner hospitalized after being ‘set on fire by boyfriend’ following return from Paris games

Rebecca Cheptegei, an Olympic distance runner, suffered a 75% burn to her body during the ordeal.
According to authorities, a Ugandan athlete who lives in Kenya was burned by her lover and is currently undergoing treatment for 75% of her burn injuries. Distance runner Rebecca Cheptegei, who placed 44th in the 2024 Paris Olympics marathon with a time of two hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds, is said to have been attacked in her home in western Trans Nzoia County.

During a fight on Sunday (September 1), Dickson Ndiema, Cheptegei’s lover, bought a can of gasoline, poured it on her, and lit her on fire, according to Trans Nzoia police coMMAnder Jeremiah ole Kosiom.
Both Ndiema and herself are undergoing specialized care at the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital in Eldoret City after Ndiema also suffered burn injuries.
Cheptegei’s parents said their daughter purchased land in Trans Nzoia so she could be close to the several Sports training facilities in the county.

Before the fire started, the couple was heard fighting over the property where the house was erected, according to a report submitted by the local chief.

Local media sources report that Cheptegei’s condition is critical.
On social media, the Ugandan Athletics Federation (UAF) has addressed the issue.

“We regret to announce that our athlete Rebecca Cheptegei, who comPeted in the Olympics, has suffered severe injuries and is hospitalized at Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital in Eldoret,” the organization tweeted today (September 3).
People have subsequently offered their support for the Olympian as she heals from the traumatic incident.

“Wishing her a quick recovery,” one person wrote.
A second user expressed similar feelings, writing, “Sad to hear this. Wishing her a swift recovery.”
“There are no words. “Best wishes for her recovery,” said someone else.

A different person wrote, “This is so tragic.” I wish her a swift recovery and hope that she receives justice.
Sadly, Cheptegei’s case is not the first of its kind.
Damaris Muthee, a Kenyan-born Bahraini athlete, was discovered dead in 2022 after a post-mortem investigation revealed she had been strangled, while Agnes Tirop, a two-time World Athletics Championships bronze medalist, was found stabbed to death in 2021.