Kevin Hart roasts Tom Brady for Gisele Bündchen’s romance with jiu-jitsu trainer: ‘How did you not see this coming?’

Kevin Hart took aim at Tom Brady’s ex-wife Gisele Bündchen and her jiu-jitsu trainer boyfriend Joaquim Valente during the ex-quarterback’s Netflix roast Sunday.

The comedian began by joking that Brady left New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick “high and dry” when he left the team and went to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

“You f–ked him. You f–ked him good,” Hart said during “The Roast of Tom Brady.” “You did, Tom, you f–ked your coach, but let me tell you something people … that’s what you’ve got to do to maintain your happiness.”

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He continued, “You sometimes got to f–k your coach. You know who else f–ked their coach? Gisele. She f–ked that karate man.”

The crowd burst into laughter as the camera panned to Brady, who was smiling but looked somewhat uncomfortable by the comment.

Hart did not let up, calling Brady an “idiot.”

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“I mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a Game. How did you not see this coming? Eight f–king karate classes a day,” the comedian said.

“Eight karate classes a day and she’s still a white belt. F–k Tom. The only bruises she had were on her ass. everybody should have known it,” he joked.

The camera went back to Brady who held up his drink in a cheers and took several sips before looking down and shaking his head.

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“You gotta get uncomfortable,” Hart kept on. “The scariest part about this guy is if you have any problems I’m worried for you. Jesus Christ, you can’t lose any fight to the bonus dad. Kids gonna change their name. The guy knows karate, Tom. I can’t help you with this, Tom.”

The jabs come two months after Bündchen slammed speculation that she began her romance with Valente before her split from Brady.

“That’s a lie,” she told the New York Times when asked about the rumors.

“This is something that happens to a lot of women who get blamed when they have the courage to leave an unHealthy relationship and are labeled as being unfaithful,” she continued.

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She added, “No one really knows what happens between two people, only the two people in the relationship.”

Bündchen and her Valente first met in December 2021, but they reportedly did not start dating until June 2023.

The pair were spotted together in Miami and Costa Rica in 2022 though she repeatedly denied they were anything more than friends. Brady and Bündchen — who share son, Benjamin, 14, and daughter, Vivian, 11 — finalized their divorce in October 2022 after 13 years of marriage.

“This is the first time I am seeing someone that was a friend of mine first,” she insisted to NYT.

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However, sources close to Brady — who also has a 16-year-old son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan — claim the former NFL star “accepted” that her relationship with Valente began “years ago.”

“If she wants to have people think she has been dating Joaquim only since June, so be it, but they have been together longer and they aren’t taking it slow. Tom has accepted it,” the source told Daily Mail.

Regardless of the timeline, sources exclusively told Page Six in February that Bündchen is “deeply in love.”

Reps for Bündchen did not immediately return Page Six’s request for comment.