Jennifer Lopez’s 50th birthday dress is so Sєxy, we can’t look away

It’s a well known fact that Jennifer Lopez is a superhuman that hasn’t aged a day since 2002. So, what better way to celebrate her 50th birthday than by rocking up to her own party wearing one of the fiercest gold dresses we’ve ever seen her in? Answer: none. This is just one of the many reasons why we’re obsessed with J-Lizzle.

Accompanied by her bae A-Rod, J.Lo’s stunning metallic get-up has her out here proving that ‘age is just a number, baby’, and anyone who thinks differently clearly has no idea what they’re talking about.

Seriously, does this, or does this not look like something straight out of a ~classy~ bondage Sєx scene? 50 Shades of Grey, where you at? We’ve found the perfect dress for Dakota Johnson.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what it looks like at the back, here’s J.Lo giving us a 360 degree view while sitting on a few mates’ shoulders.